The dangers of office equipment

Yeah, maybe I'm not working in a factory, or on a battlefield, but don't be fooled--my cubicle is no child's playground.

Earlier today, I was hole-punching some budgets and one misstep later, my middle finger on my right hand was bleeding. At first, I thought I had hole-punched myself, but then upon further inspection of the device, realized that was probably not likely, but that I had received instead a very nasty pinch.

Basically, I hole-pinched myself and for the entire day today, have been reminded of how nefarious my working conditions are every time I've had to type the numbers 8, 9 and the letter i.

To wit, OUCH, OUCH and OUCH.